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⏱ 10 seconds to play. Your nonsense will be judged at noon.

🃏 Get dealt 3 cards — each one a cringey LinkedIn behaviour
🤔 Pick your weapon — rock-paper-scissors with corporate satire
⚔️ Battle! — matched against a random opponent
📤 Share the roast — AI writes a post about the carnage
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The Battle System
How it works · 3 types · 1 winner
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🧠 Thought Leadership beats 💪 Hustle Culture
💪 Hustle Culture beats 🗣️ Corporate Speak
🗣️ Corporate Speak beats 🧠 Thought Leadership
Same type? Highest power wins. Same power? Coin flip. No skill required. Just vibes.
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Example Cards
AI-generated fresh every day
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Every card is a LinkedIn behaviour you've definitely seen:
🧠 THOUGHT LEADERSHIP
"Turned a trip to Tesco into a lesson about supply chain leadership"
9
💪 HUSTLE CULTURE
"Endorsed themselves for 'Visionary Thinking' from a backup account"
7
🗣️ CORPORATE SPEAK
"Described firing 200 people as 'right-sizing our human capital portfolio'"
8
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"I've seen that exact person"
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